Haha okay okay!!!!
That makes me smile is you.
I hate how the alcohol turned you into such a douche! I have been waiting here for an hour! Speeding so you won’t get mad at me when I’m late to pick you up. Fuck. You.
It sucks even more to see them flirt back. It makes you question how they feel about you. It makes you question if everything was and still is a lie.